My crown
My crown by tinynoseisbetterthanyou February 9, 2022
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Don't Shit On My Crown
Franklin: What if the Stratosphere adversely impacted the sukchosephere?
Rodney: Fuck You're stupid.
Franklin: Don't Shit On My Crown
Rodney: Fuck You're stupid.
Franklin: Don't Shit On My Crown
Don't Shit On My Crown by Crissarnius June 24, 2008
Polishing my crown
“Polishing my crown” is a metaphor for being in one’s power and peace, with nothing able to shake integrity. Even if fighting flu.
Even though men fling themselves at me I am unflappably polishing my crown and continuing uninterrupted on my path to self actualization
Polishing my crown by Robster51123 November 25, 2024
From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring
Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"
punch my clown
punch my clown by deeeee. July 13, 2010
My.c1own.s0ciety
My.c1own.s0ciety by Spaghett1 June 28, 2021
Punching my clown
A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.
Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.
Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
Punching my clown by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011
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