muttsi 

A damp pussy

"How was she last night?" "Good, but she had a muttsi."

muttsi by Bangaaa July 11, 2016

mutting it 

You’re doing to much

Yo this teacher mutting it

mutting it by Atyourdadhouse September 21, 2017

shush mutts 

A generic version of the "Hush Puppies" brand of casual shoe, as featured on "The Simpsons".

Do you like my new Shush Mutts? You can find them really cheap down at the Try N' Save.

shush mutts by DCDC1 April 21, 2009

mattsie 

Professional correspondence that contains what appears to be a poorly written text message.

An example of a "mattsie" would be a formal letter that includes the following: "She is a he haha he gets it all the time....he will be on time."

I made a mattsie in my last report and the report review staff rejected it.

mattsie by Coyote Bank Commander December 9, 2014

muttstache

A scraggly mustache/goatee that has many different colored hairs in it (brown, blond, red, grey, etc), particularly in patches, resembling the fur coat of a mongrel, or mutt.

May or may not be disgusting in appearance.

That guy with the shaved head and goatee looked all hardcore until I saw his muttstache. Now he just looks like a redneck hillbilly skinhead reject, who likes country music, shotguns, and trucks with large tires on them.

Thanks for applying to the open management position. After careful consideration of your qualifications, we have decided to pursue a candidate who did not have a muttstache, and who would not pass for Jeff Foxworthy from a distance.

There ain't NUTHIN more 'Merican then.. coun'try myusic, bein listened to on a boombox by a guy with an awesome muttstache.

The West Virginia politician's constituents admired him for his honesty, charisma, and his neatly groomed muttstache.

muttstache by Bbungus May 6, 2010

Mittsies

A music maker on YouTube who creates music for games, including toon-like adult games. They have done singles such as Ritual, Praxis (which could be called a remix of Ritual), Alexandrite, and Lustrum.

Guy: "Have you heard Mittsies latest single?"
Girl: "Oh yeah, it was awesome! I love those singles-they give me a lift."

Mittsies by MegaMilkCosplayer January 10, 2014

muttshmee

a person has multiple illegitimate kids from at least two men or women and has had multiple sexually transmitted diseases in his lifetime

'Did you hear about Guy?He came back positve for herpes. How can all those kids of his be proud of that wreckless muttshmee?'

muttshmee by provider44 January 14, 2010