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Mutual hatred. When you don't agree with a person on one single thing, but follow each other on Twitter.
Building clout by winning arguments with my mutreds.
mutred by Kast Oust September 2, 2021
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(Myoo, turd) This affliction only applies to males. It occurs when one is struck in the genitalia by a T.V. remote control.
Logan was screaming bloody murder because he was accidentally mutered by CJ.

Logan: (Screaming bloody murder) AARRRRRGGGG!!!!!!
Mom: What in the world is going on in here?
CJ: (Laughing hysterically) I'm sorry, Mom. I just "mutered" Logan by accident
Mutered by THE Grute Man April 27, 2009
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Double Muted 

When you come up with a brilliant idea during your conference call only to find out, that after 5 minutes of speaking nobody heard a word because you were muted in-app
"So guys I'm going for lunch. Also, Jeff, I can see you are trying to talk, but we can’t hear you. Maybe you are double muted? Try to check your settings. Cya."
Double Muted by Rare Crew July 8, 2020
if a groupchat is silenced it is "muted" a synonym is "daned"
i totally just daned (muted) that groupchat
muted by Ahhahxsbuxhwba October 15, 2017

Get Muted 

Usually used in online game play in certain situations.
for example if your are playing online and people keep talking or saying stupid comments and you want them to shut up.
ex:

XXxxannoyingkidxxXX: ah thats soo stupid i killed you blah blah blah whining blah!
Dannyska: ahh yeah kid, get muted.

this is followed by muting that individual gamer, or not.
Get Muted by dannyska March 6, 2012
to have sex with many men at once; aka gang banged
if your ho only know that she was getting fucked on the seventh floor, if that bitch only knew that she was getting mutted by the whole crew.

7th Floor Crew
mutted by j shox September 2, 2008

Murred out 

A state of utter confusion that can be brought about in various ways, e.g. immediately after waking up, or hearing an unfamiliar inside joke. Some people are more prone to being murred out than others.
Matthew: I tried to go to class today, but I forgot that today is Labor Day. I spent 20 minutes sitting in the lecture hall waiting for the professor to show up.

Jack: Sounds like you were murred out, dawg.
Murred out by ImaTreeWizard November 17, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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