muteo

When you are on that important conference call or Zoom meeting, and think you were muted when you do something (think flush toilet, make a snarky comment about your boss....), but you were not. Worse if video is turned on.

I was on this big Zoom meeting with my team and had to pee. I flushed and then everyone was laughing. What a muteo!

muteo by blackpaw June 29, 2020

Mutton Dressed as Lamb 

The term 'mutton dressed as lamb' was first used in the journal of social gossip that Mrs Frances Calvert compiled in 1811, and is possibly attributed to the then Prince of Wales (later George IV). At a musical evening, the Prince was asked whether he did not think some girl pretty. He reputedly answered, “Girl! Girls are not to my taste. I don't like lamb; but mutton dressed like lamb!”

In this case, ‘dressing’ refers to the preparation of food before cooking. The implication in 'dressed as lamb' is that the woman has prepared herself for a romantic encounter. 'Mutton dressed as lamb' was originally a disparaging description of a woman aiming to deceive men into believing she was younger than she really was; back then it was an economic necessity for a woman to marry while still of childbearing age.

Nowadays it refers exclusively to a woman who is deluded and thinks herself attractive in clothes, jewellery and make-up usually worn by those much younger. She’s probably looked in the mirror and thinks herself sex on legs, but she merely proves that eyesight deteriorates with age.

“Look at that stupid old slapper dressed exactly like her daughter! What a sad act!”
“Yeah! Mutton dressed as lamb is about as sexy as a kick in the nuts.”

Mutton Dressed as Lamb by AKACroatalin August 20, 2016

Cock Mute 

The ability to make all sexual desire disappear via a thought or some mechanism. Analogous to the mute button on a TV remote control. One may compare the cock mute state to the moments after ejaculation where the mind is free of all sexual desire. The ability to harness such a tool would be potentially lucrative, making you one of the most productive men in the world unencumbered by sexuality.

I was trying to bang my girlfriend when my dog accidentally sat on my cock mute button. I got up and mowed the lawn.

Cock Mute by SleeplessInSyracuse August 20, 2013

mute-worthy 

Celebrities that are easy on the eyes but hell on ones ears. This makes them worth watching the TV on mute.

"That Pussycat Dolls song sucks. Change it"
"Yeah but they're totally mute-worthy"

mute-worthy by Bamhonkey January 27, 2006

Sweet Meteor Of Death 

Also known as SMOD, is a meme in the conservative blogosphere. Faced with frustration that no conservative candidate for president in the 2012 US presidential primary season seems to be getting enough votes to prevent perceived moderate Mitt Romney from winning the Republican nomination, conservative bloggers alexthechick, slublog and laurww created the SMOD meme and endorsed SMOD over Mitt Romney in the presidential primary. "Sweet Meteor Of Death" is a giant meteor hurtling through space, headed for the planet Earth, and is expected to wipe out all life on Earth.

Sweet Meteor Of Death promises to end budget deficits...permanently.

Sweet Meteor Of Death by stitchintime March 14, 2012

mutelet 

A mutelet is somebody that does not have a personal mute in VRChat.

A mute in this case is related to game VRChat, in which some players choose to never speak and are therefor deemed "mute". This term comes from the twitch streamer sodapoppin when he obtained a personal mute follower and sidekick, and then began calling anybody without a mute, a mutelet.

You don't even have vr? God, your such a mutelet.

mutelet by Jimmy Jewtard November 10, 2020

Meteorleft 

A meteorite that moves left

Holy shit that meteorite just became meteorleft now its not gonna hit us!

Meteorleft by Werrywit May 29, 2022