muteo

When you are on that important conference call or Zoom meeting, and think you were muted when you do something (think flush toilet, make a snarky comment about your boss....), but you were not. Worse if video is turned on.

I was on this big Zoom meeting with my team and had to pee. I flushed and then everyone was laughing. What a muteo!

by blackpaw June 29, 2020

Voiceo

a voice recognition dictation error, the vocal equivalent of a typo.

I said "he had an upset stomach after eating a turkey sandwich", but the voice recognition system typed "he had an upset stomach after eating 230 sandwiches". What a voiceo!

by blackpaw May 21, 2022

pooralysis

When you sit on the toilet so long that your legs go numb.

I was surfing Urban Dictionary while I pooped for so long that I got pooralysis.

by blackpaw February 12, 2018