Definitions by blackpaw

Voiceo 

a voice recognition dictation error, the vocal equivalent of a typo.

I said "he had an upset stomach after eating a turkey sandwich", but the voice recognition system typed "he had an upset stomach after eating 230 sandwiches". What a voiceo!

Voiceo by blackpaw May 21, 2022

muteo

When you are on that important conference call or Zoom meeting, and think you were muted when you do something (think flush toilet, make a snarky comment about your boss....), but you were not. Worse if video is turned on.

I was on this big Zoom meeting with my team and had to pee. I flushed and then everyone was laughing. What a muteo!

muteo by blackpaw June 29, 2020

pooralysis 

When you sit on the toilet so long that your legs go numb.

I was surfing Urban Dictionary while I pooped for so long that I got pooralysis.

pooralysis by blackpaw February 12, 2018