The term given to the matted and often short and curly clusters of hair in and around the asshole that are left entwined by residual faeces, not cleansed by a thorough ass wipe following a shit.
Damn Jake, I haven't had a shower for so long that I'm starting to form some mean mustangs!
Don't let Stang-up pussies fool you, CA-Mustangs is the largest and best car club in California for those who respect real American Muscle and don't degrade it with 22s and candy paint.
Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.
"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.