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mustangs 

The term given to the matted and often short and curly clusters of hair in and around the asshole that are left entwined by residual faeces, not cleansed by a thorough ass wipe following a shit.
Damn Jake, I haven't had a shower for so long that I'm starting to form some mean mustangs!
mustangs by MustangGhostrider February 20, 2017

fuck the mustangs 

You watch the mustangs at the weekend ???
Fuck the mustangs !

CA-Mustangs

Don't let Stang-up pussies fool you, CA-Mustangs is the largest and best car club in California for those who respect real American Muscle and don't degrade it with 22s and candy paint.
CA-Mustangs is the best car club ever!

nucla mustangs 

Basketball team in Nucla CO that is gonna whoop Ourays ass tomorrow 💪
The Nucla Mustangs kicked the shit out of ouray !!!
nucla mustangs by IRON_ HIDE77 February 6, 2018

Kicking Mustang 

A middle-aged incel who cheats at Monopoly and uploads creepy videos of kids to YouTube whilst tweeting racist conspiracy theories on twitter.
Yo, that guy is such a Kicking Mustang that I heard he got himself banned from over forty different social media sites.

Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome

Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.
"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."