mustacio
That man is a mustacio
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mustachio's special
A mustachio's special is when you are taking a shit and it gets badly tangled in your anal pubes. The pain and smell is so severe you have to get a friend to trim the affected area.
mustachio's special by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010
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Dante Mustachio
After a vigorous round of missionary the man pulls out, reaches down a rips out some of her pubic hair, he then jizzes on the womens upper lip and proceeds slap the curlies on the goo while screaming "Dante Mustachio!!!"
Dante Mustachio by Dante Mustachio October 4, 2010
mustachioed
John's debonair, mustachioed uncle picked up all the chicks thanks to his incredibly stylish whiskers.
mustachioed by Andy MacClintock January 21, 2009
mustachosity
The kind, smiling older man must have spent hours grooming to support his popularity with the ladies. Which is of course clearly displayed by the mustachosity his show entails.
mustachosity by fishyfeds November 24, 2011
mustachioville
Mustachioville is a place where 3 or more mustaches gather. In mustachioville no one discriminates on the size or shape of other mustaches. This is a upbeat and fun place where mustache lovers gather and prosper...one mostachio at a time.
I was once criticized for having a fu manchu mustache, but now that I found mustachioville everyone there loves me!
mustachioville by JesAndMel November 18, 2009
mustabio
mustabio by MUSTABIOPLAYS May 29, 2018
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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