mustache milk
The leftover Cummings from last nights dinner
1. A women's cum left on a mans mustache after a night of dinner.
1. A women's cum left on a mans mustache after a night of dinner.
mustache milk by Llama dad January 8, 2017
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red milk mustache
guy1, i ate this girl out and she gave me a red milk mustache !
guy2, she must have been on her period.
guy2, she must have been on her period.
red milk mustache by rev_b April 9, 2009
chocolate milk mustache
chocolate milk mustache by Bigd4ddy69 May 21, 2018
Bulgarian Milk Mustache
The process of delicately pulling apart your partners anus forming a bowl, once the Anus is appropriately stretched to satisfaction fill the anal bowl with 2% milk and desired cereal. After your meal is prepared vigorously perform oral sex on your parters anus while having a nutritional breakfast. After you bowl is empty kiss your partner on the mouth giving them the classic Bulgarian Milk Mustache
Partner 1: good morning sweetheart all the dishes are dirty and I’m gunna be late for work would you mind me giving you a Bulgarian milk mustache
Partner 2: sure
Partner 2: sure
Bulgarian Milk Mustache by James corporately September 7, 2022
Milk Mustache
Person 1: Good morning bro, hey, you got a milk mustache going on there.
Person 2: No wonder why my dad was giving me a funny look
Person 2: No wonder why my dad was giving me a funny look
Milk Mustache by Big Moist Daddy July 16, 2018
milk mustache
milk mustache by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003
Milk Mustache
Milk Mustache by Foxicc_the420 March 26, 2020
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