When you scrunch up your lips and the muscles between your nose and your upper lip to create a shrivelled lip, creating creases that makes it seem like you have twolittle moustaches/whiskers above your lips.
*resembles somewhat like a posh troll face without the open mouth smile.
When you walk up to a friend and you eye contact. You greet each other with the “moustache face”.
When your friend says something and you want to be troll or suggestive, you give them the “moustache face”.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!