A term used to describe a homosexual male. Typically a male who wears leather and frequents gay establishments. Not to be confused with mustache ride.
There was a gay pride parade downtown today. Let me tell you, there was no shortage of mustache men there.
by xxxPharaohxxx February 25, 2004
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how you says adolf h i t l e r without being banned by youtube
adolf h i t l e r was no-no german mustache man
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little man that loves to commit genocide

or

genocidal midget
my wife was just taken by a genocidal midget
that little *funny mustache man*
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A man with a mustache.

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Damn! Look who's Mr. Mustache Man, he's got so much growing on his upper lip.
by J-dawg shizzle August 31, 2009
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That guy on the trumpet music book who wants to "entice" you with his trumpet music.
He will say that his 'trumpet' is big, but its not.
P: "Hey guys, let's look at all these books!"
B: "What's this one"
J: "OMAGOSH, IT'S A CREEPY MUSTACHE TRUMPET MAN!!!!!!!!!1"
P: "It looks kinda like my dad"

Everyone stare at P
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The act of performing oral sex on a woman with a mouthful of chewing Tobacco while she is menstruating. The individual performing the oral sex may not spit out the tobacco and must hold it in their mouth or spit inside their partner.

If performed correctly The individual will have a reddish brown mustache and/or goatee from the blood mixing with Tobacco spit.

Hence the name "Red Man Mustache"
Did you hear that Lee got himself a Red Man Mustache the other night?
by Thereis1 September 14, 2017
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