Mushroom dick 

A smaller then average penis (but not freakishly small) with a large mushroom or toadstool shaped head.

Donald J Trump has a mushroom dick!

Mushroom dick by Dagwood55 September 18, 2018

mushroom dick 

as described by stormy daniels, the shape of President Donald Trump's genitals.

“I lay there," she wrote, "annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a mushroom dick like the character in Mario Kart." -Stormy Daniels

mushroom dick by real610phillyhoe September 18, 2018

mushroom dick 

A condition in which the corona and frenulum of the penis (the "mushroom"-esque part) are significantly wider than the shaft. Sometimes a result of poor circumcision.

He ain't need no ribbed condoms, he got that mushroom dick!

mushroom dick by whatwhatwhat December 30, 2007

mushroom dick 

this is an circumcised penis

I'm so glad I have a mushroom dick because I never have to worry about getting a bad case of dick cheese.

mushroom dick by Karl Bakla July 6, 2005

mushroom dick 

either a circumcised penis, or a non-circumcised penis in which the foreskin is always kept pulled back

I'm so glad I'm not circumcised, that means I get to keep my my foreskin pulled back from the mushroom part of my mushroom dick thus avoiding "dick cheese", then push it back over whenever I want, and STILL not have any fucked-up cosmetic surgery on my cock

mushroom dick by mr mushroom November 13, 2006

Mushroom Dick 

A double meaning:
A description of a chode
Or
A description of the taste of semen: mushroom
Or both.

“I went over to Jeremy’s last night and he totally had a mushroom dick… never again”

Mushroom Dick by Kcenziii January 30, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020