Mushroom dick
A smaller then average penis (but not freakishly small) with a large mushroom or toadstool shaped head.
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“I lay there," she wrote, "annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a mushroom dick like the character in Mario Kart." -Stormy Daniels
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mushroom dick
A condition in which the corona and frenulum of the penis (the "mushroom"-esque part) are significantly wider than the shaft. Sometimes a result of poor circumcision.
mushroom dick by whatwhatwhat December 30, 2007
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I'm so glad I have a mushroom dick because I never have to worry about getting a bad case of dick cheese.
mushroom dick by Karl Bakla July 6, 2005
mushroom dick
either a circumcised penis, or a non-circumcised penis in which the foreskin is always kept pulled back
I'm so glad I'm not circumcised, that means I get to keep my my foreskin pulled back from the mushroom part of my mushroom dick thus avoiding "dick cheese", then push it back over whenever I want, and STILL not have any fucked-up cosmetic surgery on my cock
mushroom dick by mr mushroom November 13, 2006
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Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.