Mushroom dick
A smaller then average penis (but not freakishly small) with a large mushroom or toadstool shaped head.
Mushroom dick by Dagwood55 September 18, 2018
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“I lay there," she wrote, "annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a mushroom dick like the character in Mario Kart." -Stormy Daniels
mushroom dick by real610phillyhoe September 18, 2018
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mushroom dick
A condition in which the corona and frenulum of the penis (the "mushroom"-esque part) are significantly wider than the shaft. Sometimes a result of poor circumcision.
mushroom dick by whatwhatwhat December 30, 2007
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I'm so glad I have a mushroom dick because I never have to worry about getting a bad case of dick cheese.
mushroom dick by Karl Bakla July 6, 2005
mushroom dick
either a circumcised penis, or a non-circumcised penis in which the foreskin is always kept pulled back
I'm so glad I'm not circumcised, that means I get to keep my my foreskin pulled back from the mushroom part of my mushroom dick thus avoiding "dick cheese", then push it back over whenever I want, and STILL not have any fucked-up cosmetic surgery on my cock
mushroom dick by mr mushroom November 13, 2006
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when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.