3 definitions by whatwhatwhat

A really sweaty, gross vagina.

Slimy, smelly, sweaty. Really unpleasant.

Often applies to those who you expect to have nice vaginas, but it turns out it's just not a pretty site.

Can also be used as an adjective in the form of clangiest.
How was she?
She had a clange, man!
Oh dude, clanges are the worst!

Or

She had the clangiest vagina of all!
by whatwhatwhat March 20, 2014
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When three or more men from winooski vermont ejaculate into a bowl regularly for a month, then they drink the infamous “winooski punch”
I’m so excited to try granny’s winooski punch bowl tonight
by whatwhatwhat November 24, 2021
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A condition in which the corona and frenulum of the penis (the "mushroom"-esque part) are significantly wider than the shaft. Sometimes a result of poor circumcision.
He ain't need no ribbed condoms, he got that mushroom dick!
by whatwhatwhat December 4, 2007
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