murturtle
That’s a nice murturtle you have there
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Murturtle
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maturtle
n. a mature person who acts immature. The person wears an immaturity shell to hide their true personality, either out of insecurity or detest of other mature persons. This immature shell protects the secretly mature person from responsibility and from the company of dull people.
Emily was shocked to discover that her boyfriend was intelligent and responsible, even though he acted foolish the majority of the time. It became apparent that under his jackass shell, he was a maturtle.
maturtle by Emigoodish July 1, 2011
ManTurtle
A term used when describing a person who claims to believe in the sincerity of another persons statement, although it is obvious to the general public that the he does not. Popularized by Stephen Colbert.
Guy 1 " Did you tell your girlfriend what really happened?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, she said she beleives me, but it's obvious that she's just being a manturtle about it..."
Guy 2 "Yeah, she said she beleives me, but it's obvious that she's just being a manturtle about it..."
ManTurtle by TeenGirlSquad August 29, 2010
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manturtle mc squee by Qmlhunter January 14, 2021
Mudturtle
1.) To mudturtle (or mudturtling) is a sex act in which someone goes down on a woman at the tail end of her period, when it's all brown. Derivation: the reptile, Mud Turtle, which lives alongside swamps and lakes.
2.) It can also refer to the final phase of a woman's period, in which the endometrium is drying up and brown.
2.) It can also refer to the final phase of a woman's period, in which the endometrium is drying up and brown.
1.) Man: Hey baby, mind if I go downtown?
Woman: If you don't mind mudturtling, I'm down.
The act is referenced in the comedy song "Mudturtle" by Purdy Hölsom.
2.) "My period is almost over; I'm mudturtling."
Woman: If you don't mind mudturtling, I'm down.
The act is referenced in the comedy song "Mudturtle" by Purdy Hölsom.
2.) "My period is almost over; I'm mudturtling."
Mudturtle by candyandisaurus April 22, 2014
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