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Murturtle

That’s a nice murturtle you got there
by Jaseh is daddy May 23, 2018
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murturtle

A type of turtle that’s part human
That’s a nice murturtle you have there
by Jaseh is daddy May 23, 2018
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Burturtle

A full grown bear with a turtle shell on it's back, has been said to be seen in the Canadian Forest.
I was camping in Canadian Forest when a Burturtle destroyed our camp site.
by Keaszy May 3, 2010
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maturtle

n. a mature person who acts immature. The person wears an immaturity shell to hide their true personality, either out of insecurity or detest of other mature persons. This immature shell protects the secretly mature person from responsibility and from the company of dull people.
Emily was shocked to discover that her boyfriend was intelligent and responsible, even though he acted foolish the majority of the time. It became apparent that under his jackass shell, he was a maturtle.
by Emigoodish July 1, 2011
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ManTurtle

A term used when describing a person who claims to believe in the sincerity of another persons statement, although it is obvious to the general public that the he does not. Popularized by Stephen Colbert.
Guy 1 " Did you tell your girlfriend what really happened?"

Guy 2 "Yeah, she said she beleives me, but it's obvious that she's just being a manturtle about it..."
by TeenGirlSquad August 29, 2010
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manturtle mc squee

When a human strongly believes that they are a turtle. (usually found on the streets in big cities)
"Oh pity, there's another manturtle mc squee"
by Qmlhunter January 14, 2021
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Mudturtle

1.) To mudturtle (or mudturtling) is a sex act in which someone goes down on a woman at the tail end of her period, when it's all brown. Derivation: the reptile, Mud Turtle, which lives alongside swamps and lakes.
2.) It can also refer to the final phase of a woman's period, in which the endometrium is drying up and brown.
1.) Man: Hey baby, mind if I go downtown?
Woman: If you don't mind mudturtling, I'm down.

The act is referenced in the comedy song "Mudturtle" by Purdy Hölsom.

2.) "My period is almost over; I'm mudturtling."
by candyandisaurus April 22, 2014
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