ManTurtle

A term used when describing a person who claims to believe in the sincerity of another persons statement, although it is obvious to the general public that the he does not. Popularized by Stephen Colbert.

Guy 1 " Did you tell your girlfriend what really happened?"

Guy 2 "Yeah, she said she beleives me, but it's obvious that she's just being a manturtle about it..."

by TeenGirlSquad August 29, 2010

manturtle mc squee

When a human strongly believes that they are a turtle. (usually found on the streets in big cities)

"Oh pity, there's another manturtle mc squee"

by Qmlhunter January 14, 2021

Masturtweeting

The act of using Twitter solely for self-pleasure or self-aggrandisement

Trump's unhinged and fact-disregarding pronouncements over Twitter are the best example ever of masturtweeting!

by Zach's Dad January 7, 2017

mastursleeping

The act of masturbating in your sleep.

I caught Jack Mehoff mastursleeping last night

by mrmikey74077 October 18, 2014

maturlescent

A person who is both mature and adolescent

The kids love spending time with their Auntie. Her maturlescent attitude makes her fun and responsible.

by Mistress Scarlett June 13, 2018

malurtle

A combination of the Goat Malette and Tubbs favorite animal a turtle

Look at malurtle man!

by Men/Women April 1, 2020

maturtle

n. a mature person who acts immature. The person wears an immaturity shell to hide their true personality, either out of insecurity or detest of other mature persons. This immature shell protects the secretly mature person from responsibility and from the company of dull people.

Emily was shocked to discover that her boyfriend was intelligent and responsible, even though he acted foolish the majority of the time. It became apparent that under his jackass shell, he was a maturtle.

by Emigoodish July 1, 2011