A mur mur cow is the most amazing animal in the world. It's like a cow, only its ten million times better. They do this really cool walk & many people try to imitate the "murrrr." It usually consists or squatting leg movements with duck movements of the hands.
mur liek is salvation in the form of an eight character phrase. In olden days, it was significantly more potent than today. In ages before man, it was accidentally muttered by a creature of the time; the end result is known as the ice age. It was also reportedly responsible for the Tower of Babylon and Conan O'Brian's horrible sense of humor. Today, however, it has lost it's potency, and only has enough strength to restore a conversation from boredom to hilarity. One must still use the word with caution, however; sometimes it kills babies.
<n>: so i was on myspacethe other day ^.^
<Suspyre>: myspace <Suspyre>: mur liek
<Suspyre>: cryspace
<Suspyre>: LOL
<Slayerrr>: LOL
Random string of words applied to an awkward moment to break silence, or in a moment of increasingly violent conversation to enlighten/cease others.
*Silence in the waiting room*
Person: EET MUR CHIKUN!
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Person1: "I did NOT get your boyfriendpregnant, Jake!"
Person2: "Lies! ALL LIES!!!"
Person3: "EET MUR CHIKUN!"
Person1&2: "Wtf?"