muppie 

Middle-age urban professionals, aging yuppies, aging metrosexuals...typical preppy or conservative attire, Starbuck consumers, iPhone owners, luxury car drivers, town house or condo in the city, and regularly posting selfies on FaceBook while on vacation.

George Clooney, Steve Carell, Brian Williams, Barak Obama are examples of high end muppies. preppy yuppie professional urban middle-age muppie

muppie by classifier September 5, 2013

muppie 

Like "yuppie" but middle aged. AKA Middle-aged Urban Professional

There were so many muppies at Home Depot on Saturday, I couldn't find a parking spot.

muppie by Lindsay Van April 22, 2006

muppie 

Like "yuppie" but metro sexual. AKA Metro sexual Urban Professional.

Metro sexual has overpowered middle aged men in urban professionalism within the past 5 years. The terms popularity has grown largely, and is known as a major target group for products in todays society.

The muppie is in the bathroom shaving.

The target audience we are aiming towards for our hair product is more the muppie than your average yuppie.

muppie by Kelci MacDonald July 20, 2008

Muppie 

Basically it’s a mup, but, it’s also the “household nickname version” or “cutie pie version” of the word mup. Said to be made in historical context by the alternative rare breed of species entitled: Fluffy

MUPPIE! Don’t eat my hair.

Muppie by woah 101 September 30, 2020

Muppie 

A nicotine stick

Let me hit the muppie

Muppie by danyglover July 25, 2021

Guppie muppie

When a male produces fecal matter into a females mouth and then proceeds to have oral sex with her with said fecal matter still in her mouth

I can’t wait to give you a guppie muppie

Guppie muppie by Therealworderer April 2, 2022

Guppie muppie

When a male shits into a females mouth and then proceeds to have oral sex with said shit still in the females mouth also known as a “dirty wordie”

I can’t wait to give you a guppie muppie

Guppie muppie by Therealworderer April 2, 2022