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Middle-age urban professionals, aging yuppies, aging metrosexuals...typical preppy or conservative attire, Starbuck consumers, iPhone owners, luxury car drivers, town house or condo in the city, and regularly posting selfies on FaceBook while on vacation.
George Clooney, Steve Carell, Brian Williams, Barak Obama are examples of high end muppies. preppy yuppie professional urban middle-age muppie
by classifier September 5, 2013
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Like "yuppie" but middle aged. AKA Middle-aged Urban Professional
There were so many muppies at Home Depot on Saturday, I couldn't find a parking spot.
by Lindsay Van April 22, 2006
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Like "yuppie" but metro sexual. AKA Metro sexual Urban Professional.

Metro sexual has overpowered middle aged men in urban professionalism within the past 5 years. The terms popularity has grown largely, and is known as a major target group for products in todays society.
The muppie is in the bathroom shaving.

The target audience we are aiming towards for our hair product is more the muppie than your average yuppie.
by Kelci MacDonald July 20, 2008
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Basically it’s a mup, but, it’s also the “household nickname version” or “cutie pie version” of the word mup. Said to be made in historical context by the alternative rare breed of species entitled: Fluffy
by woah 101 September 30, 2020
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Let me hit the muppie
by danyglover July 25, 2021
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Guppie muppie

When a male produces fecal matter into a females mouth and then proceeds to have oral sex with her with said fecal matter still in her mouth
I can’t wait to give you a guppie muppie
by Therealworderer April 2, 2022
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When a male shits into a females mouth and then proceeds to have oral sex with said shit still in the females mouth also known as a “dirty wordie”
I can’t wait to give you a guppie muppie
by Therealworderer April 2, 2022
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