When a man has set plans with his girlfriend, and cancels last minute to go out with the boys.
Jane was made at Mark because of his last-minute mancellation to go out to the bars with his friends, instead of going through with their plans of seeing a movie.
Italian surname of some amazing people who cannot be named due to Urban Dictionary's character limits. But rest-assured if you meet a Moschella, you are in for a treat.
Girl 1) I met this new guy, his name is Moschella.
Girl 2) You met a Moschella? I'm so jealous. Can I have sloppy seconds?
Girl 1) He's a Moschella, he'll probably let you join.
Girl 2) I knew I loved you.
Girl 1) It's not me you love, it's Moschella.
Girl 2) So true.
A concert gro-er who dresses up in the most hipster of fashions. Often seen in bright floral patterns, shats cut above the knee, and over-mainucured beard. Also (unseen to most eyes - - unless you're on the J/M/Z) clearly having just received a mani-pedi in OPI's Purple with A Purpose and toes Divine Swine.
May or may not be advocating for eight OH eight ALL day at COACHELLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA