mumaw 

1. Someone who often accidentally gets stuck in elevators
2. A Negative Nancy!!!
3. A gay hater
4. Rearer of the cows
5. Compulsive whiner who accidentally encounters "tragedies"

1. I'm sorry professor the elevator pulled a mumaw and i got stuck - can i have an extension??
2. wow, that glass is so mumaw
3. Mumaw: look there are the gays
4. I went cow-tipping last night, Mumaw will be so pissed.
5. Mumaw: My mother just died
Other: For the 15th time?!?!?!

mumaw by shmeganecca January 15, 2008

Mumaw 

The sad queef when a guy loses his hard on in the middle of sex and pulls his flaccid dick out.

Dude, I was going to town on Maggie when I accidentally thought of my grandma. I lost my boner and to top it off, she let out a mumaw when I pulled out

Mumaw by Thearcticsaint May 25, 2017

Mumaw's Law 

The ultimate reality that shit is gonna happen, and its gonna happen to us.

"What are the odds of that happening???"
"I'm a Mumaw, so pretty likely. Its Mumaw's law.....like Murphys Law....but with my family."

Mumaw's Law by NLMUMAW October 25, 2020

Dirty Mumaw 

When you are jerking off and you fart. You then huff the fart and that makes you blow your load!

When my wife isn't home, I love to give myself a Dirty Mumaw.

Dirty Mumaw by Edi Bowl February 21, 2009

Mrs.Mumaw

Mrs. Mumaw is the best teacher in the world

Look at it’s Mrs.Mumaw she is the best teacher ever I always look up to her

Mrs.Mumaw by Jaimie November 23, 2021

mamawhiskey

Another way of referring to your truck, akin to mamalona.

Takuache #1: Ah no mames, guey. La mamawhiskey se ve bien perrona!

Takuache #2: Simon!

mamawhiskey by car420 September 15, 2021

mamawolf 

A strong women who holds the wolfpack together.

Don't mess with the pack or you'll get mamawolf looking for you.

mamawolf by The pack. April 7, 2011