Mumaw

The sad queef when a guy loses his hard on in the middle of sex and pulls his flaccid dick out.

Dude, I was going to town on Maggie when I accidentally thought of my grandma. I lost my boner and to top it off, she let out a mumaw when I pulled out

by Thearcticsaint May 25, 2017

mumaw

1. Someone who often accidentally gets stuck in elevators
2. A Negative Nancy!!!
3. A gay hater
4. Rearer of the cows
5. Compulsive whiner who accidentally encounters "tragedies"

1. I'm sorry professor the elevator pulled a mumaw and i got stuck - can i have an extension??
2. wow, that glass is so mumaw
3. Mumaw: look there are the gays
4. I went cow-tipping last night, Mumaw will be so pissed.
5. Mumaw: My mother just died
Other: For the 15th time?!?!?!

by shmeganecca January 11, 2008

Dirty Mumaw

When you are jerking off and you fart. You then huff the fart and that makes you blow your load!

When my wife isn't home, I love to give myself a Dirty Mumaw.

by Edi Bowl October 16, 2008

Mumaw's Law

The ultimate reality that shit is gonna happen, and its gonna happen to us.

"What are the odds of that happening???"
"I'm a Mumaw, so pretty likely. Its Mumaw's law.....like Murphys Law....but with my family."

by NLMUMAW October 26, 2020