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multitasting
The practice of mixing odd flavors in the mouth simultaneously. Some examples of multitasting include eating a piece of citrus fruit too soon after brushing one's teeth, taking a hit off a beer while also chewing gum, or sucking on a breath mint while eating a wasabi-laden sushi roll.
While it is most often a manifestation of absent-mindedness, multitasting has also been deliberately practiced by people who 'just don't give a fuck.' These brave intentional multitasters have inspired humanity for generations innumerable. Kneel before Zod!
While it is most often a manifestation of absent-mindedness, multitasting has also been deliberately practiced by people who 'just don't give a fuck.' These brave intentional multitasters have inspired humanity for generations innumerable. Kneel before Zod!
Did you see that chick? She just popped a piece of gum in her mouth, chewed it like three times, and then downed half a diet soda. And now...I think...yes!...she's back to chewing the gum! What is this fucktardation?
That's called multitasting, and it is rather odd. But did you know that both the chewing gum and the soda contain a chemical poison called aspartame, which should never have been approved by the FDA?
No, do tell!
Well, it just so happens that Aspartame was passed despite FDA scientists' disapproval by none other than douche nozzle extraordinaire, Donald Rumsfeld.
According to a G.D. Searle's salesperson, Patty WoodAllott, Donald Rumsfeld stated "he would call in all his markers and that no matter what, he would see to it that aspartame be approved this year."
An interview with consumer attorney Jim Turner revealed how Donald Rumsfeld "called in his markers" as part of Reagan's transition team in 1981. This is why G.D. Searle felt compelled to reapply for aspartame's approval one day after Reagan's inauguration.
This is despite rejection of aspartame over brain tumors.
What a bunch of sweethearts, huh? I wish asshats Rumsfeld and that stupid band 311 would all go die in a fire.
That's called multitasting, and it is rather odd. But did you know that both the chewing gum and the soda contain a chemical poison called aspartame, which should never have been approved by the FDA?
No, do tell!
Well, it just so happens that Aspartame was passed despite FDA scientists' disapproval by none other than douche nozzle extraordinaire, Donald Rumsfeld.
According to a G.D. Searle's salesperson, Patty WoodAllott, Donald Rumsfeld stated "he would call in all his markers and that no matter what, he would see to it that aspartame be approved this year."
An interview with consumer attorney Jim Turner revealed how Donald Rumsfeld "called in his markers" as part of Reagan's transition team in 1981. This is why G.D. Searle felt compelled to reapply for aspartame's approval one day after Reagan's inauguration.
This is despite rejection of aspartame over brain tumors.
What a bunch of sweethearts, huh? I wish asshats Rumsfeld and that stupid band 311 would all go die in a fire.
multitasting by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 22, 2010
multitexting
The act of effectively carrying on two or more conversations within the same text message to one other person.
David - I want to go out with you Saturday.
Lori - Andrew just loves kindergarten.
David - What's his favorite activity?
Lori - Saturday sounds great.
Lori - Coloring I think.
David - I'll pick you up at 5. LOL.....I think we're multitexting again.
Lori - Andrew just loves kindergarten.
David - What's his favorite activity?
Lori - Saturday sounds great.
Lori - Coloring I think.
David - I'll pick you up at 5. LOL.....I think we're multitexting again.
multitexting by Milsekr October 2, 2013
multitastic
A state of being, a truly affluent individual can reach. An individual who is capable of engaging in various activities constantly at one time. Not to be confused with multi-tasking, as multi-tasking is merely the ability to engage in various activities but not become part of these activities.
multitastic by NickEG December 29, 2007
multisexual
"when you are not defined by straight, gay, or bisexual, you dont mind how or who you get it from as long as you get "it""
this is the current definition according to someone else.
i feel this is a wrong interpretation.
"Multisexual" is where you do not identify as Lesbian, Gay, Queer, Bi etc
you are attracted to a person because of who they are, their personality, not the gender they were born.
it is a matter of the heart, not social stereotypes.
this is the current definition according to someone else.
i feel this is a wrong interpretation.
"Multisexual" is where you do not identify as Lesbian, Gay, Queer, Bi etc
you are attracted to a person because of who they are, their personality, not the gender they were born.
it is a matter of the heart, not social stereotypes.
multisexual by Pollymer August 15, 2007
International Multisexuals
International Multi-sexualism (IM) is a positive ideology for humanity with the sole intention of uniting everyone. At the heart of this philosophy is that we are all ONE regardless of ethnicity, religion, sexuality or gender.
'International' stands for the fact that it doesn't matter where you are from in the world, we all one. We all love going on holidays and every young person you meet wants to stop war, wants to connect and get on with having a good happy healthy life.
'Multi-sexual' means that it doesn't matter what sexuality anyone is unless you are going to have sex with that person then it's got nothing to do with you or anybody else, this can not be governed by legislation -it is not a votable issue.
All it takes is a slight shift in consciousness to stop hatred, racism, religism and homophobia of past generations. We have a chance to reset things in our generation and prevent a repeat of all the horrible atrocities we've seen over the past few years. We all International Multisexuals and we must stand together.
'International' stands for the fact that it doesn't matter where you are from in the world, we all one. We all love going on holidays and every young person you meet wants to stop war, wants to connect and get on with having a good happy healthy life.
'Multi-sexual' means that it doesn't matter what sexuality anyone is unless you are going to have sex with that person then it's got nothing to do with you or anybody else, this can not be governed by legislation -it is not a votable issue.
All it takes is a slight shift in consciousness to stop hatred, racism, religism and homophobia of past generations. We have a chance to reset things in our generation and prevent a repeat of all the horrible atrocities we've seen over the past few years. We all International Multisexuals and we must stand together.
International Multisexuals by International Multisexuals May 23, 2018
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