multicrast

The art of performing multiple acts of procrastination simultaneously in order to avoid "real" work.

Instead of completing his TPS reports, Mr. Salty multicrasted, listening to music, checking concert schedules, and adding words to urban dictionary.

Related forms:
-multicrasting, multicrasted, multicrastor, multicrastiveness

multicrast by Otis Buford December 9, 2008

multitasting 

The practice of mixing odd flavors in the mouth simultaneously. Some examples of multitasting include eating a piece of citrus fruit too soon after brushing one's teeth, taking a hit off a beer while also chewing gum, or sucking on a breath mint while eating a wasabi-laden sushi roll.

While it is most often a manifestation of absent-mindedness, multitasting has also been deliberately practiced by people who 'just don't give a fuck.' These brave intentional multitasters have inspired humanity for generations innumerable. Kneel before Zod!

Did you see that chick? She just popped a piece of gum in her mouth, chewed it like three times, and then downed half a diet soda. And now...I think...yes!...she's back to chewing the gum! What is this fucktardation?

That's called multitasting, and it is rather odd. But did you know that both the chewing gum and the soda contain a chemical poison called aspartame, which should never have been approved by the FDA?

No, do tell!

Well, it just so happens that Aspartame was passed despite FDA scientists' disapproval by none other than douche nozzle extraordinaire, Donald Rumsfeld.

According to a G.D. Searle's salesperson, Patty WoodAllott, Donald Rumsfeld stated "he would call in all his markers and that no matter what, he would see to it that aspartame be approved this year."

An interview with consumer attorney Jim Turner revealed how Donald Rumsfeld "called in his markers" as part of Reagan's transition team in 1981. This is why G.D. Searle felt compelled to reapply for aspartame's approval one day after Reagan's inauguration.

This is despite rejection of aspartame over brain tumors.

What a bunch of sweethearts, huh? I wish asshats Rumsfeld and that stupid band 311 would all go die in a fire.

multitasting by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 22, 2010

multiwasting 

Multiwasting: verb, the act of doing mutiple time wasting activities at once.

I was watching TV and playing Mario Kart on my DS while updating Facebook on my laptop while talking on my cell phone. I was multiwasting.

multiwasting by Stenzo March 24, 2011

Multicrastinate 

The ability to avoid doing many things all at once.

MULTICRASTINATION the inaction of not doing anything

I have 30 e-mails to answer and dinner to cook and a research paper to write, but I'm going to multicrastinate and listen to my sleep machine make white noise.

Multicrastinate by Waughmeister March 14, 2009

multitastic 

A state of being, a truly affluent individual can reach. An individual who is capable of engaging in various activities constantly at one time. Not to be confused with multi-tasking, as multi-tasking is merely the ability to engage in various activities but not become part of these activities.

"Thuy, Nick is multitastic. Why can't you be more like him?"

multitastic by NickEG December 29, 2007

Multinasting

Doing two disgusting things at the same time.

I saw two dirty rednecks making out and eating McDonalds at the same time. That is some impressive multinasting.

Multinasting by Treener September 18, 2009

Multitrashing 

When you try to multitask and everything ends up going to crap.

I was cooking dinner, chatting with friends and texting. I ended up burning dinner, missing all the good stuff in the chat room and missing texts, basically multitrashing everything
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Multitrashing by Delta Dinah June 2, 2012