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Multicrastinate 

The ability to avoid doing many things all at once.

MULTICRASTINATION the inaction of not doing anything
I have 30 e-mails to answer and dinner to cook and a research paper to write, but I'm going to multicrastinate and listen to my sleep machine make white noise.
Multicrastinate by Waughmeister March 14, 2009
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multicrastinate 

To be proficient at doing many useless things simultaneously to avoid doing one important thing. You harness the power of multitasking to raise your level of procrastination.
That chick can multicrastinate the hell out of a day, she watches Bravo, tweets, does her nails, surfs Perez Hilton quietly judges others in the room, catches glimpses of herself in any shiny surface instead of contributing in any way shape or form to the betterment of society.
multicrastinate by Cumber Van Walters September 19, 2009

multicrastinating

performing several tasks or jobs simultaneously that get one no closer to actually completing the assigned task or job.

origin: multi-tasking + procrastinating = multicrastinating
downloading itunes, shopping on ebay, and playing poker when a paper you haven't started is due the following day is some serious multicrastinating
multicrastinating by Peter Tom July 22, 2009
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