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Multicrastinate 

The ability to avoid doing many things all at once.

MULTICRASTINATION the inaction of not doing anything
I have 30 e-mails to answer and dinner to cook and a research paper to write, but I'm going to multicrastinate and listen to my sleep machine make white noise.
Multicrastinate by Waughmeister March 14, 2009

multicrast

The art of performing multiple acts of procrastination simultaneously in order to avoid "real" work.
Instead of completing his TPS reports, Mr. Salty multicrasted, listening to music, checking concert schedules, and adding words to urban dictionary.

Related forms:
-multicrasting, multicrasted, multicrastor, multicrastiveness
multicrast by Otis Buford December 9, 2008
To go the bathroom and use the phone at the same time; either for business or pleasure. To get caught up on social media while using the restroom.
Because the Mexican food went right through James, he ended up taking a multicrap to get work done answering emails on the toilet preparing for his next meeting.

98.926% of the population multicrap daily.
32.6% only admit to it.
multicrap by Bstephen January 18, 2015

multichatting 

When you are chatting with several people at once via IM (instant messenger).
"No, I haven't been able to look at that website you just told me about. I'm multichatting."
multichatting by Aaron Martell January 5, 2008

multirat 

A large rat made up of multiple smaller rats
The multirat caressed me gently.
multirat by spiders.in.my.soup October 28, 2021

multicrastinate 

To be proficient at doing many useless things simultaneously to avoid doing one important thing. You harness the power of multitasking to raise your level of procrastination.
That chick can multicrastinate the hell out of a day, she watches Bravo, tweets, does her nails, surfs Perez Hilton quietly judges others in the room, catches glimpses of herself in any shiny surface instead of contributing in any way shape or form to the betterment of society.
multicrastinate by Cumber Van Walters September 19, 2009