mugwamps 

The icky stuff in ones ears. Also referred to as ear wax.

Dude...you've got some SERIOUS mugwamps in your ears!!

mugwamps by RedKitten and the Plastic cats August 11, 2010

mugwamp 

Anita, stop mugwamping my renewal and get with it, gurl

Anita, stop mugwamping my renewal and get with it, gurl

mugwamp by Finger me Bottom April 6, 2023

mugwamp 

Someone who is similar to an ogre, often large and dimwitted. They also appear dumb.

That lady who chewed down that tree was a total mugwamp!

mugwamp by Juan Jose March 28, 2016

mugwumps 

secrete addictive fluids from erect penis located oddly enough on their foreheads; see reptiles.

mugwumps have no liver and are nourished exclusively on sweets; "any sweets for fats?"

mugwumps by dreamkurn2001 August 29, 2010