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Muffin Slut 

Someone who will let big russian men touch their balls in return for fresh baked pastries, like muffins.
Yo you know that fella Landen?
Yeah hes a muffin slut
Muffin Slut by mr dude mr guy February 25, 2025

Candy Coated Slut Muffin 

A slutty girl that is so cute and innocent looking that she isn't rejected by society like a normal slut is. She lures you in with her cute sweetness and you can't resist no matter how much you try.
Damn, that Sophie is such a candy coated slut muffin!

slut muffin 

a muffin that let itself get eaten by everyone
man at least 15 people have had a bite of that slut muffin
slut muffin by shane aisbett June 25, 2004

Little Miss Slut Muffin 

A chubby slut with a sweet personal to lure attractive men to eat her muffin. Beware. Slut muffins contain highly addicted sex for men to fall in love.
Little Miss Slut Muffin is waiting for her daily facial from the Milkman.

slut muffin 

A whore who, for some odd reason, you still have an attachment for.
You little slut muffin, you know i still love you!
slut muffin by Burnboy8604 September 2, 2005

slut-muffin 

whore, skank, slut, floosey(personal favorite)
Jill is such a slut-muffin, that she blew the entire basketball team.
slut-muffin by ladeezmann5 March 11, 2006