muff dagger 

your todger, old man , penis

get your leg open love, make room for me muff dagger

muff dagger by algarve dave December 14, 2004

muff digger 

'muff' being another word for vagina.
one who inserts fingers into the vagina, or 'muff' if you will; and therefore is digging a muff.

"'ow woz all da muff digging ya muff digger?"
"how was all that vagina digging, you vagina digger?"

muff digger by nizzle lizzle July 19, 2004

Muff digger 

Similar to a gold digger. One who dates sluts so they can get some muff.

Steve likes slutty girls, hes always trying to get some. What a muff digger.

Muff digger by alex_bruin September 22, 2009

Muffwagger 

Muffwagger

Often reffered to as......as.....ermm something

invented by the ever aceness of "Smudge"

It can be used in a number of ways.

*a guy misses a very important shot in a game of snooker and says* "ahhh you f*****g Muffwagger!"

* a really good looking woman passes a guy and he responds* "good shes a well muffwagger!"

Muffwagger by Smudge November 29, 2004