3 definition by algarve dave

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to have a piss, to take a leak, to sython the python, to get out the one eyed trouser snake, to strain your tatters, to wring out the sponge,to empty the hairy plums
after all that beer I need to point percy at the porcelain
by algarve dave December 14, 2004

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your todger, old man , penis
get your leg open love, make room for me muff dagger
by algarve dave December 14, 2004

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your penis, your muff dagger, your todger.
he was waving his old man around in the street.
by algarve dave December 14, 2004

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