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muff block 

When a woman blocks another woman from a potential hookup with a guy. Usually involves unsubtle flirting. Oddly, women with boyfriends or husbands perpetrate the muff block and have no romantic interest in the guy, shutting down their available girlfriend. Female version of the cockblock
1) I think Maryanne is muff blocking Allie. She walked right over and starting rubbing his shoulders and stroking his hair while Allie was talking to him.

2) Carol did a classic muff block when she sat on Rob's lap right in front of Heather.
muff block by ClayEaston July 23, 2008
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Muff Blocker 

When a lesbian cuts off a man flirting with another woman.
The bullish dike just muff blocked me. Just like cock blocker. Muff blocker just cut me off.
Muff Blocker by Chodecaptain July 31, 2018
When a woman blocks another woman from a potential hookup with a guy. Usually involves unsubtle flirting. Oddly, women with boyfriends or hubands perpetrate the muffblock and have no romantic interest in the guy, shutting down their available girlfriend. Female version of the cockblock
I think Marryanne is totally muffblocking Allie. She walked right over and starting rubbing his shoulders and stroking his hair while Allie was talking to him.
muffblock by Clay Easton July 24, 2008
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