Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Chodecaptain

Muff Blocker

When a lesbian cuts off a man flirting with another woman.

The bullish dike just muff blocked me. Just like cock blocker. Muff blocker just cut me off.

When you try anal sex with someone who is constipated and you have to trench through the dry turds.

I’m going to have to do some turd trenching to go balls deeps. You can call me turd trencher.

When your balls hits the taint during sex.

I was taint slapping last night. Oh you are such a taint slapper.