The term Muddy Helmet is used in reference to a film residue, coating, paste, or chunks of shit remaining on the head or just below the head of a cock after anal sex.

This phenomenon results from pounding an anus not fully cleaned of feces.

The term is often used when speaking of homosexual sex.

A muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a "fag fuck cock collar" or a "shit kiss".

Hey. I see you are heading out with that little Brazilian faggot Andre. Don't get a muddy helmet.

Last time you pounded that faggot Andre's ass, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. What does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? Motor oil?

Muddy Helmet by Smack Baby October 23, 2011

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mudda

A word that adds extra emphasis on adjectives and certain nouns and verbs

In Joemalia, pedophiles get the mudda hanged by their testicles as little children treat them as pinatas.

Bart is the mudda hungry after working out at Barbell Brigade.

Julia is the mudda beautiful.

mudda by kajikunido March 16, 2016

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My muddy

Nyc slang for my friend or my day one of my nigga

“ you know jay?”
Yeah that’s my muddyyy ftyb

My muddy by Mr50aneigth March 9, 2021

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muddy puppy

When a guy ejaculates onto a girls face and then the dog licks it off.

Holy shit, Hunter just gave Sara a muddy puppy! That poor Rosie doesn't know any better.

muddy puppy by Jasper Rojas October 27, 2008

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