Mudbum

A very smelly, very long poo, usually at college.

wow, that must have been mudbum......

by Mudbum February 23, 2010

mudbum

this happens when dave chappelle eats ribs or when a person has the runs

"theres shit every where must be mudbum"

by but nuggets August 11, 2006

Mudbum

A mudbum is a cool person who is mean to their friends and doesn’t show any affection and hides their emotions other than happiness but deep inside they love the people around them and have a soft heart.

“Hey, I think Jessica is a mudbum…” said Isabella
“Yeah maybe.. she looks quite sad today…” Said Molly

by Anon_Hahh May 21, 2022

Mudbutt

When you take a shit and there’s literally more poop on the toilet paper than there is in the toilet, and the poop is extremely sticky and thick (almost tar like)and impossible to clean off your asshole without scrubbing intensely in the shower. Usually happens when you eat too much junk food.

P1: “WTF took you so long in the bathroom? Were you writing a novel or something?”
P2: “Sorry, had a bad case of mudbutt. It was like the labrea tar pits down there.”
P1:”Maybe if you didn’t eat all those god damn Doritos every day and ate a fucking salad once in a while, you wouldn’t have that problem.”

by A WHITE GUY January 29, 2019

Mudbutt

When thine cheeks of the buttocks become slathered in the fudge from ones own factory.

"Oh my goodness, that Thai food gave me a severe bout of the mudbutt!"

by Rydawgdiggity87 September 30, 2017

Mudbumps

Mudbumps, when you do a bump and or line of cocaine out of a strippers asshole. This is proven and tested by myself, Mutt, Kenny Tha Jett and Ryan 1times.

Man last night at scores I took these gorgeous strippers home, bought a gram of coke and did mudbumps all night.

by TropicanaG June 17, 2014

Golden Mudbucket

A sexual act where one partner gapes their anus, and the other partner urinates into it.

Charlie suggested that the pair engage in a golden mudbucket, but was taken aback when he found out he would be the bucket.

by MisterNefarious November 28, 2012