mudbug 

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Johnny has an irrational love of mudbugs.

mudbug by Bobby West April 21, 2005

Mudbug 

The Cajun equivalent to a goldigger. They frequently hang around the swamp in t shirts and hit on Crawdaddies.

Bill: "Talk to Cynthia lately?"

Ted: "That Mudbug? She's with some guy down in Lousiana now."

Mudbug by SkyGuy069 June 25, 2023

Mudbutt

When you take a shit and there’s literally more poop on the toilet paper than there is in the toilet, and the poop is extremely sticky and thick (almost tar like)and impossible to clean off your asshole without scrubbing intensely in the shower. Usually happens when you eat too much junk food.

P1: “WTF took you so long in the bathroom? Were you writing a novel or something?”
P2: “Sorry, had a bad case of mudbutt. It was like the labrea tar pits down there.”
P1:”Maybe if you didn’t eat all those god damn Doritos every day and ate a fucking salad once in a while, you wouldn’t have that problem.”

Mudbutt by A WHITE GUY January 29, 2019

Mudbutt

When thine cheeks of the buttocks become slathered in the fudge from ones own factory.

"Oh my goodness, that Thai food gave me a severe bout of the mudbutt!"

Mudbutt by Rydawgdiggity87 September 30, 2017

mudbog

The act of driving rediciously modified trucks, preferably Chevrolets 1973-87 (91 on subs and blazers), through vast expanses of increasingly deep and gooey mud.

I got my truck stuck at the mudbog last weekend.

mudbog by Calclips March 10, 2004

Mudbumps 

Mudbumps, when you do a bump and or line of cocaine out of a strippers asshole. This is proven and tested by myself, Mutt, Kenny Tha Jett and Ryan 1times.

Man last night at scores I took these gorgeous strippers home, bought a gram of coke and did mudbumps all night.

Mudbumps by TropicanaG June 17, 2014

Golden Mudbucket 

A sexual act where one partner gapes their anus, and the other partner urinates into it.

Charlie suggested that the pair engage in a golden mudbucket, but was taken aback when he found out he would be the bucket.

Golden Mudbucket by MisterNefarious November 28, 2012