mud pole

A white man's penis, used to penetrate a black woman's pussy or asshole. Derrogatory term used to disparage a desperate white man or loser. A nigger lover.

Herman was hangin' out on the south side last night with Shaneequa. The fuckin' mud pole!

by jdog1096 May 19, 2005

mud pole

Decent body, busted face.

Q-How's she look?
A- Ehh... she's a mud pole you should get drunk first.

by jay tayman September 12, 2011

flaming mud pole

Set your penis ablaze and jab it into a female's anus, hopefully exstinguishing the flame.

Holy shit, I just flaming mud poled that slut.

by matt March 02, 2004

Mississippi Mud Pole

Refers to the sexual act in which one shits into a woman's mouth and she then proceeds to give him a blow job with her warm shit filled mouth.

I was expecting a blow job but she insisted that I shit in her mouth and she give me a Mississippi Mud Pole.

by Lil'Georgie'sCreamsicle September 17, 2010