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mud pole 

Q-How's she look?
A- Ehh... she's a mud pole you should get drunk first.
mud pole by jay tayman September 12, 2011

flaming mud pole 

Set your penis ablaze and jab it into a female's anus, hopefully exstinguishing the flame.
flaming mud pole by matt March 2, 2004

Mississippi Mud Pole

Refers to the sexual act in which one shits into a woman's mouth and she then proceeds to give him a blow job with her warm shit filled mouth.
I was expecting a blow job but she insisted that I shit in her mouth and she give me a Mississippi Mud Pole.
when you bang someone in the ass and you get shit on your dick
when i pulled my dick out of brittany spears ass i had a mudpole
mudpole by spanky30 November 25, 2007