When a person gives themselves an enema, but holds it in. You then have vigorous sex. Just before climax, he rams his dick in your ass and cums. When he pulls out the fluids explode from your rectum like blender on high speed with no lid on.
Man, me and George tried a Mississippi Mud Milkshake last night.....let's just say the housekeeper isn't gonna be happy in the morning.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"