mud hen

A white girl who dates, fucks, or married black men.

How come most mud hens are fat bleach blonds?

by kozykole May 16, 2003

mud hen

A term used by fuckwit racist bigots with penis envy to describe women who date black men.

Cleetus, she called you stench mouth because she's a mud hen, she only dates negros, not handsome swamp studs likes us.

by Chris, A white Guy March 27, 2005

Louisiana Mud Hen

A female, usually a relative, that hits you up for anal sex every time you are together.

My cousin Rachel is a Louisiana Mud Hen. Every family Gary together she wants me up
In dat ass.

by Eaton Holgoode June 5, 2018

The Toledo Mud Hen

While having sex with your lady, remove your penis from her vagina so that you can carry out your plan. Turning your back to her, you will hit her with some explosive diarrhea, attempting to cover her completely. Then, before she has time to react, hit her with a feather pilllow, that you had previously cut a hole into. Once the pillow hits her body, the feathers will escape from the hole in the pillow, sticking to the diarrhea, and turning your girl into The Toledo Mud Hen.

While having sex, I diarrhea'd on my girl last night, then hit her with my feather pillow. Feathers popped from the pillow covering her from head to toe. She became the toledo mud hen.

by Emily or Elise January 4, 2012

mud hens

1. a minor league baseball team in toledo, ohio

2. produced detroit tigers such as c-mo, brandon inge, and joel zumaya

the toledo mud hens, aren't they the team who have won back-to-back governors' cups

by jimmy ocho y uno July 3, 2007

Mudhen

An extremely unattractive female. Usually consisting of very frizzy hair, pale skin, overall dirt mcgirt look. Most likely this so called 'mudhen' will smell like ramen or instant mac n cheese. Most likely this person will also posses a kool aid stained shirt.

Guy#1: Yo Guy#2, did you see that chick over there?
Guy#2: Yeah man, she's a certifiable mudhen.

by GusnJara June 14, 2009

toledo mudhen

The act of taking a dump on your partner's chest during sex. However it differs from a cleveland steamer, mainly by the texture of the aforementioned dump. If it is runny and nasty like a summer day in Toledo, then you have yourself a Toledo Mudhen.

I meant to leave the Cleavland Steamer, but I had a giant burrito and a milk shake for lunch, so she got the Toledo Mudhen instead.

by PlayaHaight August 1, 2006