mr. crabs

mr. crabs is a crab, that has the crabby crab smell in a crabby way that makes him crabby. he is a crabby crab.

mr. crabs: im in a mood, a moody mood, the kind of mood that has me feeling.. moody.

by [e-mail] July 31, 2018

Mr crabs

Someone you dont wanna get in bed with. Shoots red sperm.

He was shit in bed. Must of been a Mr Crabs.

by Reus May 28, 2015

Mr. Crabs

A thicc ass crab you dont want in your bed.

Mr. Crabs is Raping me This isnt fake im serious oh go helplrgpouhrg

by icantfindanameso December 18, 2019

STARGOBLIN MR. CRABS

Corrupt admins and a non functioning Minecraft server. The best discord server you will ever join and fuck you Ezra.

I can't wait to join STARGOBLIN MR. CRABS today! I finally got in!

by damn those farts ughhhh *lick* November 18, 2020

Mr crabs

The guy who is playing the smallest violin.

Oh boo hoo let me play a sad song for you on the worlds smallest violin - Mr Crabs

by Theunknownrandomguy February 25, 2020