MPE

Marinate, Perculate, Evacuate.

The 3 steps to taking a shit.

First you Marinate...that's when you feel a little something in your stomach, but you know you aren't ready yet. Second you Percolate, that is when you hear "percolation" in your stomach...almost like something in boiling in there. Last but not least, Evacuation....that is when the feces exits your body, the complete process of this is known as MPE.

by Mutha F'r Jones September 2, 2011

MPE

MicroPenis Energy

That guy radiates BDE but his obnoxious friend gives off MPE.

by Longstrongmegadong October 19, 2019

Mpe

My point exactly.

Friend : you're so mean.
You: idgaf.
Friend: mpe.

by Keylalou December 1, 2019

mpe

A.) Miles per eatage; B.) My point exactly

A.) Man, slow down!!! We're in public and you're eating at 90mpe! B.) Jeff: How did I get in trouble for not snitching? Chris: Usually your parents tell you NOT to be a tattle-tell! Jeff: MPE!!!

by Jaicii Tillsen October 1, 2008

MPE (Micro Penis Energy)

Micro Penis Energy (MPE) describes a male person in a position of power (i.e. a CEO, Governor, Congressman, Senator or President) who believes he is exhibiting strength by speaking in a disparaging, threatening or bullying manner toward a segment of the population over which he exercises, by virtue of his title, some form of power or control. Leaders who flex their MPE most often do so unknowingly when they attack consituents or employees using aggressive language, a condescending tone or other bullying tactics. What the men who exhibit their MPE don't realize is that their tactics reveal a weak character, an unearned sense of entitlement to their position of power, and a micro penis, which they are obviously trying to overcompensate for. MPE can be exhibited by men who do not have a micropenis, however this is extremely rare, as most men who are sufficiently hung do not feel the need or desire to bahave in this manner.

"That governor who threatened to fire any teachers who characterized slavery as bad is giving me MPE (micro penis energy)."

"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."

by themessyamerican July 22, 2023

horsedick.mpeg

The greatest rapper on the face of the earth. Known for unparalleled hits such as "Ima Fuck a White Bitch" and "Suck My Dick While I Fuck That Ass". He is, in fact, so amazing that when his last CD dropped, people were killed at Tower Records. He appears in the 2009 comedy "Miss March".

Note: You must say ".mpeg". Just saying "horsedick" is incorrect and rather disrespectful.

We should totally get horsedick.mpeg to get us into the playboy mansion, he's like the biggest star on the planet.

by OMGitsShelby!!! March 15, 2009

Sunky.MPEG

An expert in milk and cereal and dancing.

Sunky.MPEG the game.

by Supernamo February 6, 2022