Mpesu is a substance made from the bark of the Securidaca longipedunculata tree, which aids men in terms of obtaining an erection and other sexual problems such as weak eraction, early ejaculation, low sex drive. source mpesu.org alslo called Mpesa pronunced /ɪmˈpɛsu/
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Basically, men's clinic in a packet
Basically, men's clinic in a packet
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"Bro if you want to lay serious pipe and leave a mark go get yourself mpesu and stop sleeping on it"
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Usually derogatory. A mesugaki is a kusogaki who is a brash, devilish little girl (often times a loli) who teases adult men, typically in a vulgar manner, sometimes overly promiscuously.
Pixiv dictionary attests that the term has been used since at least 1996, in Kindaichi Shonen no Jikenbo (金田一少年の事件簿).
The male counterpart is "osugaki", but this term is extremely rarely used.
Usually derogatory. A mesugaki is a kusogaki who is a brash, devilish little girl (often times a loli) who teases adult men, typically in a vulgar manner, sometimes overly promiscuously.
Pixiv dictionary attests that the term has been used since at least 1996, in Kindaichi Shonen no Jikenbo (金田一少年の事件簿).
The male counterpart is "osugaki", but this term is extremely rarely used.
Eh?! Seriously? You're 40 years old and still reading a high-school doujin? Are you a pervert? Lolicon? No wonder no one will date you with a face as creepy as yours~ wwwww
(Typical mesugaki dialogue.)
(Typical mesugaki dialogue.)
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Maesum will literally fuck your female side of ur family Maesum is also such a sexy guy he is so nice and a really good friend who will bang your mum
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