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Mpesu
A powder-like substance believed to assist with men's sexual problems such as weak eraction, early ejaculation, low sex drive.
Basically, men's clinic in a packet
Basically, men's clinic in a packet
Mpesu by @_Neo_Molapo2 December 9, 2019
Mpesu
A powder-like substance believed to assist with men's sexual problems such as weak eraction, early ejaculation and low sex drive
Also known as men's clinic in a packet
Also known as men's clinic in a packet
"Bro if you want to lay serious pipe and leave a mark go get yourself mpesu and stop sleeping on it"
Mpesu by @_Neo_Molapo2 December 9, 2019
mesugaki
(n., Japanese メスガキ, probably from 雌 (mesu) "female" + ガキ (gaki) "brat")
Usually derogatory. A mesugaki is a kusogaki who is a brash, devilish little girl (often times a loli) who teases adult men, typically in a vulgar manner, sometimes overly promiscuously.
Pixiv dictionary attests that the term has been used since at least 1996, in Kindaichi Shonen no Jikenbo (金田一少年の事件簿).
The male counterpart is "osugaki", but this term is extremely rarely used.
Usually derogatory. A mesugaki is a kusogaki who is a brash, devilish little girl (often times a loli) who teases adult men, typically in a vulgar manner, sometimes overly promiscuously.
Pixiv dictionary attests that the term has been used since at least 1996, in Kindaichi Shonen no Jikenbo (金田一少年の事件簿).
The male counterpart is "osugaki", but this term is extremely rarely used.
Eh?! Seriously? You're 40 years old and still reading a high-school doujin? Are you a pervert? Lolicon? No wonder no one will date you with a face as creepy as yours~ wwwww
(Typical mesugaki dialogue.)
(Typical mesugaki dialogue.)
mesugaki by AsacocoEnjoyer June 3, 2021
Mesut
A Badass BJJ Brown Belt from Turkey..Though the legend has it he's secretely Brazilian, as he responds well to "Mesutinho". If you encounter him, Show respect and approach with caution, as he's extremely dangerous. His Open Guard is one of the deadliest in all of Central Asia and Europe and has ended many of his enemies careers with his insane Footlocks. Women want him, Men want to be him.
maesum
Maesum a guy with a massive dick .
Maesum will literally fuck your female side of ur family Maesum is also such a sexy guy he is so nice and a really good friend who will bang your mum
Maesum will literally fuck your female side of ur family Maesum is also such a sexy guy he is so nice and a really good friend who will bang your mum
Hide your sister from Maesum
maesum by Katasariya February 5, 2018
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