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mouse fuck 

Through ignorance or incompetance, putting your job on someone else's shoulders.
Dude, I just got a call from someone who was talking to Mr. X, and he didn't fix the problem. Now they're bugging me about it. He mousefucked me on this one.
mouse fuck by El Duce February 23, 2004

mouse fuck 

To screw one over or take advantage of someone in a subtle (and usually very quick) manner.
"I was changing lanes and that little punk mousefucked me (cut me off)"
mouse fuck by Arcadian August 24, 2003

Mouse Fuck 

The act of letting a mouse crawl up your ass, stimulating it. Mostly gay men/ lonely gay men do this.
Gay Man: Oh man! Last night, I got this killer mouse fuck. It really stimulated my rectum and prostate!
Mouse Fuck by A Lamer January 25, 2008

shut the fuck up lil mosey

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay 

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

logitech mouse fucked

is when a person disasembles a logitech mouse and takes the motherboard and puts it up someones ass while it cuts up the inside.
dam i got logitech mouse fucked yesterday