Mossyface

Shetland term for vagina

“Show us your perrie mossyface wee quine.”

Mossyface by Kayleighganggang November 11, 2018

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Mooseface

A word (usually an insult) used to describe somebody as being silly/a fool, etc. It can also be used as more of a loving/joking insult, meant for close friends, if you are that way inclined.

For example: You forgot to buy me a doughnut?! You're such a mooseface!

Mooseface by missmikki October 23, 2011

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Mossyface • Old Mossy Face • messy face • mouseface • Moose Face • Money Face • messy facial • moldy face • molly face • Mossy Oaked

Old Mossy Face

a slang, potentially endearing term for the pudendal region of a woman.

Upon retiring to their room after a romantic dinner, Paul suggested to his wife that he bury his tongue in Old Mossy Face for while. She agreed and was enamoured both with his charm and oral dexterity.

Old Mossy Face by Dr. P.J. Conlike October 3, 2012

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mouseface

Someone who sports a moustache that resembles a dead mouse lying across there top lip

Wow look at the MOUSEFACE on that...don't know whether to fetch it off with a piece of cheese or a razorblade

mouseface by snipersv August 11, 2016

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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