Mouse knuckle

(noun) Much like the females camel toe, the mouse knuckle is formed by a male having his pants to tight, showing his meat and two veg through his pants.

Mel: "Look at that guys mouse knuckle, he's not packing much"

or

Corey: "These emo pants are giving me a wicked mouse knuckle."

by distiller October 26, 2008

mouse knuckle

Also known as the 'camel toe', this is the female frontal wedgie.

Check out the mouse knuckle on that chic. I can almost see her uterus.

by Perris Bueller May 2, 2005

Angry Moose Knuckle

Refers to a large, angry, heavy set girl. Many times the sex can turn violent. Semi-related to the Sea Donkey

"John, last night I accidentally hooked up with an angry moose knuckle. I thought she was going to rip my dick off"

by ballsdeep78 July 9, 2009

Moose Knuckle Junction

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert October 4, 2018 translation: the effect created in the crotchal region of a man’s pants when pulling up his trousers super high doing a comedy bit making fun of an old man, or more specifically Iowa Republican Senator Chuck Grassley.

“Welcome to Moose Knuckle Junction.”

by Lorilyn October 5, 2018

moose knuckle shuffle

The process involved in maneuvering the moose knuckle while in public but at the same time trying not to attract attention to your activities. Often used when one 'knuckle' gets pinched and spasms of pain start pulsating through the body.

Chris had to perform a moose knuckle shuffle when he inadvertantly sacked himself while looking at Katie's firecrotch.

by Dr. Blue Balls May 6, 2007

moose-knuckle

A male version of camel toe

Dude, your jeans are so tight your moose knuckle is showing

by Johnny Z June 7, 2003

moose knuckle

The bump or bulge seen when a man wears tight pants.

"Is that a moose knuckle I see; or do you have a raisin in your pants?"

by the dude1963 April 20, 2013