Mountain Head

Mountain Head is a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others. Many cases lead to the victim being described as hella gay.

Guy 1: Look at that guy, he has a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others.
The Ghost of Hitler: Yeah, he’s a fucking mountain head

by Brick Frick November 30, 2017

rocky mountain road head

The act of receiving head on a bumpy road while having the sunroof open, as the make ejaculates, pulls her head away and shoots his load out the sunroof while simultaneously hitting the breaks, landing the load on the windshield then using it to clean his windshield

"Man your car looks so clean!" "Yeah that's because Gina just have me Rocky Mountain road head."

by Dirtymikeandtheboys May 13, 2014

head for the mountains

Its when you really do not like someone and think they are really stupid and you tell them to head for the mountains.

Weird Kid:I love ballet
Cool Kid:Alright just for saying that head for the mountains you freak
Weird Kid:Which ones
Cool Kid:I dont care you pick you prick

by sonourus almond May 23, 2009

heady mountain co-brah

Heady-er-than-thou, clean looking young hippie dude. Usually sporting manicured dreadlocks and wearing expensive hemp clothing. Mostly found on the East coast of U.S.A., but commonly seen on the West Coast (esp. Northern California, or Oregon.) driving late model Toyota pickups, or 4-Runners with N.Carolina, Vermont, or Massachusetts license plates. (See also Trustafarian) Can often be found at; Widespread Panic or Phish concerts, co-ops and trendy cafes. The heady mountain co-brah ends most sentences with "brah" (a heady term for brother.)

That new dude from the East Coast ain't no dirt hippie. He's a "heady mountain co-brah." He never runs out of cash, is always drinking dank beer, and smoking the best bud.

by Haywood Jalissen August 16, 2011