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mounce

1. To fuck something up beyond recognition.
2. Backwoods retard
1. Goddamnit! That stupid asshole mounced my whole day!
2. Don't be such a mounce, dude.
by Clit Eatswood December 31, 2005
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mounce

A combination of the words "Mount" and "Pounce" typically referring to a sexual activity.
I mounced Tesla last night.
by Gillag April 20, 2008
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Mounce

Someone who engages in sexual activity with a minor. A pedophile.
Keep your kids away from that guy, he's a total mounce.
by JayDizzle69 August 29, 2020
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mounce

At first Charlotte thought the field mice were wrestling; on examining the little darlings more closely she found to her dismay that they had begun to mounce.
by H. Babbit March 28, 2011
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eric mounce

a total bro. He's very loveable and a total stud at playin puck. Usually found with Salvatore LaMotta.
Guy 1: Hey man, ever hear of eric mounce?
Guy 2: Yeah he's a bro!
by em95 June 11, 2011
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Mountception

A mountain within a mountain, a mountain in which the true summit reveals itself from half way up.
Mountception is the worst thing that can happen to an obese person climbing a mountain
by Jockmchaggis August 26, 2013
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MUNcest

Intimate relations between members of Model United Nations (known as "MUNdoes," (em-U-en-does)), of which there are three degrees:

Third Degree MUNcest: occurring between MUNdoes of different committees at a conference
Second Degree MUNcest: occurring between MUNdoes of the same committee at a conference
First Degree MUNcest: occurring between MUNdoes of the same school/program.

While first and second degree MUNcest are in fact smiled upon in many circles, 1st Degree MUNcest is widely frowned upon. Those guilty of 1st degree are to be subjected to friendly teasing such that the crime may never be forgotten.

There is also a legendary and unproven MUNcest with ones chairpersons. Many dismiss this to be mere folklore but experts claim it is theoretically possible. It however has not been worked into the degree system and is largely shrouded in mystery and conjecture.
Natalie and Jordan committed muncest,
Natalie muncested Jordan
by Kris-Nigel December 10, 2003
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