mothers day

A day to appreciate your mother for everything she has done for you. This day takes place on the 2nd Sunday of may every year. It’s a day to show your mom how much you love her (buying her chocolate or a nice warm blanket) it’s a day where it’s all about her and no one else. Make sure you treat your mother well on mother’s day.

Sister 1-what are you buying mom for mother’s day?
Sister 2- you’ll see when it’s mothers day

Sister 1- you suck no fair, hmmmm maybe I can just give her some love because that’s what she deserves on Mother’s Day that’s what it’s all about!
Sister 2-hey you can’t do that that’s what I’m doing

mothers day by haileee garity May 18, 2018

mothers day

a day to celebrate milfs

jake: “hey what’s tomorrow?”
sarah: “it’s mothers day aka a day to celebrate the milfs”

mothers day by milf999 May 8, 2021

mothers day shame 

when you forgot mothers day or to buy a git for your mother

guy: i bought this huge bouquet of flowers for mom!
guy2:what today is mothers day! i totally forgot!
guy:wow u should have mothers day shame
guy2:UR NOT MAKING IT ANY BETTER

mothers day shame by eatingpie May 10, 2009

happy mothers day mom 

happy mothers day, I love you, you're the best mom ever. -bear

happy mothers day mom

happy mothers day mom by asdfghjkwert May 6, 2020

mothers appreciation day 

A globally observed holiday where mothers all over the world are appreciated and celebrated. Provide them with TLC and value.

I really love my mother and remember her even more on mothers appreciation day on June 25th.

mothers appreciation day by DrFeelSomething June 25, 2021

Mother's day torture 

Extreme for of masochism endured by dysfunctional families (bunch of disgusting people living under the same roof) in which all forms of fake affection are mostly displayed through gifts in the form of electric appliances.

How was Mothers´day at home this year?
Well, you know... same usual Mother's day torture... we gave the old fart a blender and a bunch of plastic flowers.

Mother's day torture by rperazag May 6, 2010

Mother's Day

The day when your mother can use guilt against you to do whatever she wants.

I've been having a great mother's day now do your chores.

Mother's Day by Krakensince1995 May 10, 2009