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The day that a woman gets her period, when she knows she is not pregnant.
Girl: I got my period today! I was so worried.
Girl friend: Happy Not a Mother's Day!
by toadaron June 10, 2011
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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