mother wit
If you had any mother wit, you would not look for a gas leak with a match.
You don't have the sense you were born with.
You don't have the sense you were born with.
mother wit by Earl F. Parrish August 20, 2006
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you kiss your mother with that mouth?
― "Chris doesn't like my hair up. I don't like my hair up. I'm not wearing my fucking hair up."
― "You kiss your mother with that mouth?"
― "You kiss your mother with that mouth?"
you kiss your mother with that mouth? by 3h$@n December 6, 2012
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Mother witch
A legendary card in the popular mobile game clash Royale. Commonly used by the biggest of assholes she turns your swarm cards into a fleet of disgusting ass pigs to do her bidding. NERF THAT SHIT
Mother witch by CocoMelon is better than Apex June 20, 2021
mother with benefits
Having sex with a woman who is prepared to do everything for you and who is not your biological mother.
John's girlfriend really wipes his arse for him.
I know. And can you believe they also do it 5 times a week!
Wow. That woman is a mother with benefits.
I know. And can you believe they also do it 5 times a week!
Wow. That woman is a mother with benefits.
mother with benefits by Silly Tilly June 9, 2018
mother witch
The mother witch is a legendary card in the game clash royale, it is broken, especially paired with pekka. If you use it your balls have yet to drop and never will because you are a little bitch.
mother witch by Clash royale definitions June 20, 2021
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<.7.9.7.6.> A Suppitory Not Taken Or A biological Mother With COnfidence ANd I, ANgel JOSe RObles Choose A Biological Mother WHo Is COnfident<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.> A Suppitory Not Taken Or A biological Mother With COnfidence ANd I, ANgel JOSe RObles Choose A Biological Mother WHo Is COnfident<.7.9.7.6.>
Your Mother Bathes with Tennis
Origin: Some guy hating on Final Boss
Meaning: The ultimate burn. You will be unable to recover from it
Meaning: The ultimate burn. You will be unable to recover from it
Your Mother Bathes with Tennis by Goddesskr December 12, 2018
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