motation 

Staying motivated and always in rotation around the hood!

As in saying “ what’s hood fam? I’m in motation”.

Or “keep it in motation....”

motation by Nawfilla December 27, 2020

Alphabetical Mutation

A typo, but no ordinary typo.

This typo is something special, a word that will pop up and change your life forever, you may even bring it into your everyday speech. Although if you have any sanity or common sense you probably won't.

Often a word that comes with retarded spelling, but still vaguely understandable with its true meaning. A simple slip of the finger on your keyboard is all it takes, and there you have it... An Alphabetical Mutation.

"I wore my undies twice in a week hahaha"

"you're fairly crazy"

"way to go to crush my hopes and dreams"

"how did i do that? unless your hopes and dreams involved ubdies.."

"ubdies? don't you mean undies"

"ahh yes, that was an Alphabetical Mutation"

Alphabetical Mutation by ErikF September 6, 2012

Mutation theory

Mutation theory states that all albanians are genetically born male and if there’s a female albanian she’s a genetic mutation

Man I met a female alb today... she broke mutation theory

Mutation theory by Serbjon October 22, 2020

Mutation theory

Mutation theory states that all albanians are genetically born male and if there’s a female albanian she’s a genetic mutation

Man I met a female alb today... she broke mutation theory

Mutation theory by Serbjon October 22, 2020

Mortation 

Mortation (noun):

Franglais noun originating from the verb mourir.

Used to mean "having died" or "being in a state of death." Alternatively, it could be used more figuratively to mean "extremely tired" or "completely exhausted."

Bro. It's four A.M. and we're still doing Calc 2 ... seems like we're in mortation.

DAMN! I'm gonna rip asbestos out of the wall and eat it

Mortation by Stimpy42 March 7, 2023

Statute of LOL Mutations 

An undefined period of time in which an internet asset that which was once funny, is no longer humorous.

IM Conversation:

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude, check out this link!"

Pwn Rivers: *clicks link*

Internet: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you..."

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude you totally just got RICKROLL'D!!!11"

Pwn Rivers: "That old gag isn't funny anymore. The Statute of LOL Mutations ran out long ago. FAIL."

Statute of LOL Mutations by MajorLeeAwesome February 25, 2010

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device 

Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006