Skip to main content
A mospod is a literary/verbal device which explains the phenomenon of inverse doublespeak, speaking in elongated syllables (pronounce with the elongated jaw of the pindrahghast and attempting to remove the barriers of time and space through referring to inverse future/past events before/after they have occurred. It is a complex process but aims to leave the listener with a case of terminal laughter.
<Pinter SS> If I were you then you'd be me and we'd probably end up reverse cycling our peavines in a neverending pindraghast

<Sposher SS (coded)> Oh Pinty], you really are a peavine speaking with all those mospods
mospod by Harold Pinder August 3, 2005
Words you can keep

Mosoderate Brain 

A term that is used to refer towards people who can use both their left hand, and right hand, equally well. It is another word for ambidextrous but is usually used negatively. Many find this word to be in the category of "hate speech" and many would recommend that this word should never be used towards people who are ambidextrous (even though it is somewhat used).
"Hey look, it's that mosoderate brain"
"Look faggot, just because you can throw equally well with your left arm doesn't mean you can start using it to throw the football! We lost the game because of you, you mosoderate brain!"

mospooka 

A fictional monster as characterized by the Kids of Widney High. Possibly a mis-pronunciation of moquito.
they're out to get you. spiders,mospookas, coocarachas...
mospooka by chaoslord February 9, 2010

mopodite 

an affectionate term for a person of mo
miss my mopodite, Oh ahh ahh dats dat mopodite logic, Whats da damn recipe for dem cupcakes mopodite?
mopodite by hubie March 4, 2012
any sexy as black man from chicago
damn, his name is mosood and he is a Mosood
mosood by MOSOOD March 25, 2008

mostpodearnest 

The continual use of an iPod by a postmodern.
They were so mostpodearnest that they even slept with their iPod on!
mostpodearnest by Matt Bowden January 3, 2006
An MP3 player similar to an iPod; the biggest differnces being that it is unattractive visualy while at the same time holding an exponentially greater amount of songs than the more classical iPod.
Dan: Hey Jon, don't let your friends find out you purchased that ugly MoPod.

Jon: It was an economical decision; the Mopod has so much more storage space!
MoPod by kkkkretzel May 28, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
Next