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Man of great "Druid Magic". One who can control the forces of nature at his own will. But is prone to racism toward mexicans and african americans, and also plays modern games on the Atari.
That mortos can make trees walk and dance, but cannot afford a modern gaming system.
Mortos by Asome April 13, 2010
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Mortos is a bitchass hoe who have no parent and talk mad shit all day.
dude! That guy talks big obout having a car!

Fuckgn mortos!!
Mortos by pain himself April 12, 2022
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morosexual 

A person that systematically pursues partners with IQ significantly lower than his/her own.
( opposite of sapiosexual )
She admits that she is a nympho and morosexual .
morosexual by bilwander June 30, 2016

Morosexual 

Someone whom is attracted to dumbasses, why? No one is sure. Someone who makes dumb comments or decisions is strangely appealing.
Girl 1: "I'm morosexual, I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively, one time boy 1 asked me what the Spanish for tortilla is and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight."

Boy 2: "How can you be attracted to that?"

Boy 3: "Wait, what is the Spanish for tortilla?"

Boy 2: "Oh I see what you mean now."
Morosexual by harvey is sad January 8, 2020

wigger mortis 

When an individual takes on the persona of a wigger for so long that he cannot return to his/her original non-wigger state
wigger mortis is seen amongst those who have completely forgotten what life before being a wigger was
wigger mortis by Fulano87 November 24, 2009

Morosexual 

A person who is attracted specifically to dumbasses . They enjoy the idiocy of another person and often find it very cute and attractive (for unknown reasons )
Them:how could you like them their an idiot!
Stephen: it's okay I'm morosexual I'm exclusively attracted to dumbasses
Them: oh.
Morosexual by Skskskakkillme November 29, 2019

Brooke Morton 

A good two shoes white girl that got pregnant from having sex with her first and only boyfriend (She's so unlucky she didn't even get to sleep around like most teens do) she then kept the baby because she's a Christian and doesn't believe in abortion because her family are strongly against pro choice. Brooke Morton's daughter has Down syndrome and since Brooke gave birth she's been posting everything she, her boyfriend and her daughter do with their lives.
Brooke Morton isn't like most teen moms who have it tough because Brooke Morton is Sheltered and hasn't had to work to provide money for her child, she has a boyfriend who works

and his dad gave them a place to stay even though both of them aren't even 20.
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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